A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man, “Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.”
“But doc,” protested the patient, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.”
“I know,” said the doctor, “I can cure pneumonia.”
Nasty Passengers
As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane.
The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: “And get ME a coke…NOW!”
The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot’s attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.
As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams: “Get me another coke or I’ll really create a scene!”
Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another coke, but still no coffee… Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot’s approach.
“I’ve asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I’ll create a scene that will make his look like a Victorian tea party!”
Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: “You’re pretty cheeky for a guy who can’t fly!”
